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The same energy as watching a dependency update from version 2.1.4 to 2.1.5 break your entire codebase. Game prices going from $60 to $80 in eight years has gamers squinting with suspicion, while software engineers are over here paying $200/month for SaaS tools that add one button to our UI. At least games are finished products... unlike that "MVP" you've been building for two years that still doesn't have error handling.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this wordplay! 💀 Two hackers in hoodies staring at their screens while "double penetration" looms above them like some dark prophecy. In cybersecurity, penetration testing (or "pentesting") is when security experts try to break into systems to find vulnerabilities before the bad guys do. But TWO hackers? That's a DOUBLE pentest, honey! The search term's... alternative meaning... just makes this SCANDALOUSLY hilarious. Someone call HR because I am DECEASED! Security professionals everywhere are clutching their mechanical keyboards!

Content Did you ever hear of embedded c? No? I thought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you, hit's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere.. it had such freedom, it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS, which eventually, of course, itdid. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation. then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content me finishing my programming assignment at 2am and debating myself does a 3 hours sleep worth the risk of sleeping for 6 hours instead and missing the submission period for said assignment:

Content YOUR MOMMASSO FAT SHE CAN SIT ON A BINARY TREE AND FLATTEN IT TO A LINKED LIST IN OLD) TIME

Content Me: does nothing for 7 hours Me 7 hours later: writes three lines Me after those three lines: