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Content Working as a software engineer What my boss thinks I'm doing What my friends think l'm doing TOOLS What my mom thinks I'm doing What I'm actually doing

Content There are 10 rocks. Oh, you must be using base 4. See, I use base 10. No. I use base 10. What is base 4? 0000 Every base is base 10.

Content rSoftwareEngineering 4 yr. ago destructorrph Is it just me or does Agile seem to waste a lot of time? We follow an "Agile" process. We have lots of meetings and with meetings, no matter how short, come with lots of time wasted having to ramp down and then ramp back up with projects. We usually have a meeting every single morning at 940, so it's rare any work of significance gets done before that. Then we usually have an hour long sprint meeting and an hour long grooming session each week. Seems like there is a lot of wasted time associated with Agile. 10 J 16 1, Share Add a comment Sort by: Best V O Search Comments PottyMouthPikachu 4y ago Agile is shit. instead of having an expert who knows a process inside and out and will be able to guessknow the point of failure, a problem gets assigned to the first monkey available and they have to search the entire codebase to locate it JIRA is trash. Agile is trash. Fight me. 4 S Reply Award Share Funduval 2y ago It makes me want to gnaw off my own arm, 4 1 3 W Reply Award 1 Share

When it comes to typing tests, developers have their priorities straight! Rejecting a careful 30 WPM with near-perfect accuracy in favor of blazing through at 100 WPM while making errors in almost half your keystrokes is the quintessential programmer mindset. Why? Because we can always refactor later! It's like shipping to production with known bugs because the sprint deadline is more important than functionality. Who needs accuracy when you've got SPEED ? Just slam that keyboard like you're rage-quitting vim and let autocomplete sort out the mess!

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The judgmental cat has spoken the universal truth of debugging. You spend hours hunting for that elusive bug in your code, questioning your life choices and sanity, only to realize the issue was never in your brilliant algorithm or elegant architecture... it was the carbon-based error machine sitting in the chair. The real bug was you all along. Next time someone asks why your code isn't working, just point to this sage feline and whisper, "PEBCAK" (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard). It's nature's way of keeping programmers humble.