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OMG, the TRAUMA of watching someone install Arch Linux! 😱 You might as well ask me to sit through a 12-hour documentary on paint drying! Arch installation is basically a relationship TEST - if you can survive watching your partner type 500 commands, manually configure every single system component, and troubleshoot cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian, you're basically ready for marriage. The sheer AUDACITY of asking someone to witness this digital self-flagellation! No wonder she's running for the hills! Even Linux enthusiasts draw the line somewhere, and apparently it's at "watching someone else's Arch installation nightmare unfold in real-time." Hard pass! 💅

Folding phones: "Look at our revolutionary technology!" Web developers: *existential crisis intensifies* Just when we finally convinced clients that websites don't need to look identical on every device, Samsung drops these origami nightmares. Responsive design was hard enough with rectangles. Now we're debugging layouts that fold like a lawn chair. Media queries don't have a "bent in half" setting yet.