Skill Issues Intensify

performance Technical debt Code quality Overengineering Optimization Efficiency Lazy-coding Perfectionism Developer duality Pragmatism

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optimization-memes, efficiency-memes, developer-duality-memes, perfectionism-memes, lazy-coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer personality disorder on full display! One minute you're slapping together code like a toddler with Play-Doh—"it works, ship it!"—and the next you're possessed by some optimization demon, spending 17 hours shaving microseconds off a function nobody will ever notice. The duality is SENDING ME. One day you're writing spaghetti code that would make your CS professor weep, and the next you're crafting a masterpiece that could run on a calculator from 1997. There is NO in-between. We're either lazy geniuses or obsessive maniacs, and I'm exhausted just thinking about which one I'll be tomorrow morning.

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