Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer personality disorder on full display! One minute you're slapping together code like a toddler with Play-Doh—"it works, ship it!"—and the next you're possessed by some optimization demon, spending 17 hours shaving microseconds off a function nobody will ever notice. The duality is SENDING ME. One day you're writing spaghetti code that would make your CS professor weep, and the next you're crafting a masterpiece that could run on a calculator from 1997. There is NO in-between. We're either lazy geniuses or obsessive maniacs, and I'm exhausted just thinking about which one I'll be tomorrow morning.
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