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Content fembot fembOt Jul 18 This is some kind of metaphor Who fixes a clock like this?? 16 17 75 471 1 A Tip sLAM mycoliza Replying to fembot "who fixes a clock like this?" programmers. a person who fixes a clock like this is called a "programmer" 12:57 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

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Content A 138 Parallelizing Enjarify in Go and Rust (medium.com) submitted 3 months ago by Uncaffelnated 79 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: best v you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments - pftbest 7 points 3 months ago can you please explain this go syntax to me? type ImmutableTreeListElement struct ( I thought go doesn't have generics. permalink embed save report give gold reply - (Uncaffeinated) S 12 points 3 months ago V It doesn't. That's just a "template" file, which I use search and replace in order to generate the three monomorphized go files. If you look closely, those aren't angle brackets, they're characters from the Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics block, which are allowed in Go identifiers. From Go's perspective, that's just one long identifier.

Junior dev: "I'm a programmer" Senior dev: *starts explaining scalability issues* Junior dev: *visible confusion* Senior dev: "millions of requests per second" The exact moment when a junior realizes their cute little CRUD app with 5 users isn't quite the same as building systems that don't burst into flames under load. We've all been there—thinking we're hot stuff until someone mentions "eventual consistency" and our brains blue-screen.

Content "There's our little developer! Why don't you come down and tell the family about your new game?"

Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.