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Content Relative Sanity relativesanity Reminder: Junior Dev: thinks they know everything Regular Dev: thinks they know nothing Senior Dev: hates computers - philiproberts 9 Follow

Content GitHub Notch Retweeted Definitely Not Dan DefN... 2h Replying to notch Read your code aloud and put it on Amazon as an audiobook. O g 17 15 216

THE AUDACITY of our IDEs to question our genius mid-keystroke! 💅 There I am, crafting what is CLEARLY the most elegant solution to ever grace a keyboard, and this digital DRAMA QUEEN starts throwing a tantrum before I can even finish my masterpiece! "What is that? That's not right!" EXCUSE ME? Did I ASK for your opinion?? And then the INSTANT mood swing when I finish typing - "oh lol nvm" - like some toxic ex who can't decide if they hate you or love you. The emotional rollercoaster of modern programming, ladies and gentlemen! My IDE needs therapy more than my code needs debugging.

Content - Do you have a doctor here? - Yes, I'm. -What's your speciality? - I'm a doctor in Computer Science. - My friend is dying. - friends--;

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Content So one of my colleagues just said fuck it and went home.... Short workday Lol? Did he see your code? 08:26 Fuck you