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The four stages of debugging: contemplation, deeper contemplation, sudden epiphany, and immediate bathroom sprint. Because let's face it—the best debugging solutions always come when you're physically unable to implement them. It's like the universe's cruel joke that your brain waits until your butt hits the toilet seat to finally connect those neural pathways. Ten years into this profession and I'm convinced my best code is written in my head while staring at bathroom tiles. Should probably install a waterproof keyboard in there at this point.

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The eternal struggle of every developer who's ever lived! Instead of taking the quick quarter-mile journey to actually understand why our code is broken, we drag ourselves 21 grueling miles through the desert of desperation, repeatedly begging our IDE's cursor to magically fix itself. That blinking cursor mocks us while we type "pls fix" into the void for the 47th time, as if our computer might suddenly grow sentient and take pity on us. Meanwhile, the path to actually debugging the problem properly sits right there, practically untraveled. The compiler tried to tell us what was wrong, but we weren't listening!

Ten years learning JavaScript frameworks only to realize you should've focused on algorithms. Four years mastering Docker only to find your company pivoting to serverless. Spending months perfecting Vim shortcuts right before your team switches to VS Code. The career path of a developer is just one long RPG where you finally understand the meta right when the patch notes drop. And no, there's no respec option in this game.