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Content lauraheckman 1h ... Twitter is now threatening to sue Meta claiming they have "engaged in systematic, willful, and unlawful misappropriation of Twitter's trade secrets and other intellectual property." "Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of former Twitter employees. Twitter knows that these employees previously worked at Twitter; that these employees had and continue to have access to Twitter's trade secrets and other highly confidential information... ALL PROGRAMMERS EVERYWHERE

You innocently change a single CSS property, expecting a minor tweak. Your website responds by transforming into a shocked Pikachu—completely broken and utterly baffled by your audacity. That margin-left: 2px; somehow shifted your entire navigation bar into another dimension. The cosmic law of frontend development: no matter how insignificant the change, CSS will find a way to make your layout question its entire existence.

Content freshmemecake NOBOBA COOL : WE ARE LOOKING FOR GRAPHIC DESIGNER

Content They released another JavaScript framework SNES DON'T DO IT MY DUDE! MARES YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR! SEWVW

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper Following 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack 7:38 AM - 3 Nov 2017 32,940 Retweets 71,198 Like 484 17 33 7 O

Imagine running a simple ls command on your Downloads folder and getting hit with age verification! The terminal's like "Sorry buddy, can't show you your own files without proper ID." Next thing you know, you'll need two-factor authentication just to check what's in your homework directory and a background check to run rm -rf . The UK Online Safety Act getting implemented at the filesystem level is the dystopian command line we never asked for. Sudo make me a sandwich? More like sudo verify-you're-old-enough-for-sandwich!