Seniors Hate It Whole Heartedly

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Seniors Hate It Whole Heartedly

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The ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of junior devs saying they "vibe coded" something! 💀 Senior developers' souls literally leave their bodies when they hear this phrase. That look of pure, undiluted judgment isn't just disappointment—it's the face of someone who spent 15 years perfecting their craft only to hear some kid claim they wrote production code while half-watching Netflix and "feeling the flow." Meanwhile, the senior dev is mentally reviewing the 47 security vulnerabilities and technical debt nightmare they'll have to fix next sprint. The contempt is so thick you could compile it into a binary!

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