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SQLite having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing ever. Poor little database engine just trying to find its purpose in life, only to discover it's being used as a glorified JSON storage container. That's like hiring a professional chef to make toast. Mobile devs are out here committing database sacrilege - taking a fully-featured relational database with ACID compliance and proper SQL support and just stuffing unstructured JSON blobs into it. The robot's "OH my god" reaction is every database administrator's soul leaving their body when they see SQL queries that could've been replaced with a simple text file.

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The eternal standoff between code quality and functionality. The naval officer (senior dev/code reviewer) is horrified by your spaghetti code abomination, but Captain Jack Sparrow (you, the pragmatic dev) has the ultimate comeback: it might be ugly, it might violate every best practice in the book, it might make grown engineers weep... but it does run . Nothing captures the essence of production code quite like this. That monstrosity held together with duct tape and prayers that nobody dares refactor because the last three devs who tried mysteriously disappeared. The code might be an unholy mess, but shipping working garbage beats perfect vaporware every time.

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