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The perfect metaphor for what happens when you're such a terrible person that you break the data type itself. In programming, integer overflow occurs when a number exceeds its allocated memory space and wraps around to negative values. This guy was so awful that his "badness" score went beyond the maximum negative value and wrapped right back to appearing positive – giving him the biggest halo in heaven. It's like that one dev who writes such horrific code that the static analyzer crashes and reports zero errors. Congrats, Satan, you've officially broken the morality compiler.

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Ah, the ancient architectural marvel of "I'll fix it later" engineering! This stone bridge with its bizarre double-arch structure perfectly represents what happens when you push your janky code to production while whispering sweet nothings about "cleaning it up in the refactor." The bridge is somehow still standing despite looking like it was designed by three different engineers who never spoke to each other. Just like your codebase after six months of "temporary fixes" and "we'll document this later" commits. Spoiler alert: The refactor never comes. That bridge has probably been "temporary" since 1873, much like your workaround for that authentication bug from 2019.

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Tech interviews in a nutshell. Interviewer wants you to implement a sorting algorithm from scratch, probably expecting some elegant quicksort or merge sort with O(n log n) complexity. Meanwhile, you just use the built-in sort method that every sane developer would use in real life. The interviewer's face says it all – horrified that you'd dare use a practical solution instead of reinventing the wheel to prove you memorized algorithms from 1962. Pro tip: The built-in sort is optimized by people smarter than both of you. But good luck explaining that during the awkward silence that follows.