Read A License Agreement For The First Time And Was Shocked

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Read A License Agreement For The First Time And Was Shocked

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That moment when you actually read a license agreement and find the "may contain traces of nuts" disclaimer hidden in the GPL text. This is the software equivalent of finding a fly in your soup, except the fly is legally binding. Most developers just click "I accept" faster than they abandon side projects, but this brave soul actually scrolled past line 3. Truly revolutionary behavior.

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