Read A License Agreement For The First Time And Was Shocked

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Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

Google asks for a strong password with letters, numbers, and symbols. User responds with HTML tags that make the word "Password" both and an . Technically, it's a mix of symbols and letters. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. Security experts are currently rocking back and forth in the corner.

Ah, the ultimate showdown between nature and technology! Both parrots and ML algorithms babble nonsensical phrases they don't understand, but only one comes in a cute feathery package. Billion-dollar AI companies frantically trying to replicate what evolution perfected millions of years ago, and still can't match the "is adorable" checkbox. Maybe we should just train parrots to write our code instead of spending all that GPU money? At least when a parrot crashes, it just loses a few feathers instead of your entire production database.

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