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The silent killer of every developer's sanity: accidentally pushing your .env file to GitHub. That little tab showing the .env file about to be closed is giving me heart palpitations! One wrong commit and suddenly your API keys, database credentials, and that secret message to your future self are available for the whole internet to see. Nothing says "I'm having a great day" like realizing your AWS keys are public and there's already a $10,000 bill for crypto mining in Siberia.

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The North Pole's security practices are straight out of 2005. Storing billions of PII records in plaintext? Classic rookie mistake. Some poor elf clicked a suspicious "Free Candy Cane Gift Card" email, and now Santa's entire database is on the dark web. The naughty/nice list just became the biggest data breach in history. Imagine the GDPR fines if Santa operated in the EU. No amount of milk and cookies can fix this PR nightmare.

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Ah, the beautiful delusion of Day 1. "I'll quickly get up and running..." they say, right before meeting the crimson wall of dependency hell. What they don't tell you in the interview is that your first two weeks will be spent wrestling with environment setup, missing packages, incompatible versions, and permission errors that make you question your career choices. The real coding challenge isn't algorithms—it's getting your development environment to stop screaming at you in angry red text. By the time you actually write your first line of production code, you'll have aged approximately 7 years.

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