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Content Machine learning Is just If statements CHANGE MY MIND

Content When your boss tells you to delete the feature you just spent a month and a half on - SURE.

The circle of software development life in four panels. The dev who fixed the bug gets praised by colleagues, feeling like a hero for about 5 minutes. Meanwhile, the same dev who introduced the bug in the first place stays suspiciously quiet about that part. Classic job security strategy – break things just enough that you become indispensable when you fix them. It's not a bug, it's a career advancement feature.

Spent two weeks crafting the perfect project name with SEO keywords, domain availability, and brand potential. Then some dev swoops in and names it "Potato" because "it just felt right." Now we're stuck explaining to investors why our revolutionary fintech solution is called "Potato." Classic. The marketing team is currently in the corner, quietly sobbing into their brand guidelines.

Content What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere!And I thought I saw a two. Itwas just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

Content APPROVES THE SICK DAY ASK MYSELF FOR A SICK DAY WITH WEAK EXCUSE