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Content rAskReddit uHraVelho 11h What screams "I'm uneducated"? 4 11.3k 13.5k Share BEST COMMENTS ExcelsiorVFX Now Not knowing the difference between Java and Javascript. Or calling it "C hash tag.' Reply

Content Your next task is to write the program without any warning or error Me:

Content Me: Would you please update your tool? I need it to accept more than 127 items. Co-worker: No, this is not possible. Later Me: I'll have a look myself. The Tool: def mkFile( self, inp, out, flag0, num0, key0, num20, name0, fun0, countb'00', vuid10, vuid20, Len0, Legacy30, Legacy40, force1 ): Older Me: I guess this is not possible.

Content "if you can't explain it to a 6-year-old you don't understand it yourself" OKAY 1ST GRADERS -TODAY WE WILL LEARN ASYNCAWAIT

Content 1 started programming because I love tech. I want to build new things and change the world! You guys? "I'm gonna say money "Monel" "Money" "Money" "Money

Content Rust To Impose Prima Nocta On Every New Language From their memory-safe castles, the Rust Lords have witnessed a slew of new programming languages, each promising paradigm shifts. But Rust, anchored in its dominion, views these upstarts with scrutiny. "For too long, we've witnessed the birth of languages bereft of our holy trifecta - safety, concurrency, and speed," proclaimed Sir Borrow Checkinton, Grand Archivist of Rust. "It's only right that we bestow upon them the immutable seed of our heritage." As part of the Prima Nocta protocol, young languages must parade through the grand Cargo Registry Hall, their syntax exposed, their libraries laid bare. Languages who refuse this rite will be chastised with severe chastisement, and the fire will be their companion in this life and in the hereafter.