Programmers Are Great At Naming Things Unintuitively

Oh look, another Rust hater crawled out of their legacy codebase! This savage takedown of Rust's infamous borrow checker ("variables weren't made to be borrowed") and compilation times hits where it hurts. The comparison to PHP as the original "rewrite shit for a laugh" language is particularly brutal. The bottom part mocks the stereotypical Rust evangelist trifecta: terminal screenshots showing compile times, the anime-inspired aesthetic of some community members, and that eye-searing hot pink logo. And that .try_into().unwrap() pickup line? Pure cringe gold that perfectly captures the "I'm smarter than you" energy that makes some Rust advocates insufferable. The irony is that while mocking Rust zealots, this meme has become exactly what it hates—another tribal battle cry in the endless programming language wars.

The joke here is that the pie chart shows the "Benefits of working in IT in 2025" with a legend listing Salary, Wellness, Stable mental health, and Confidence for your future... but none of the colors in the legend actually appear in the chart. Classic bait-and-switch that hits too close to home. Seven years in the industry and I've seen enough "wellness programs" that consist of a single yoga session and free pizza to know this isn't far from reality. The chart is basically saying "here are all the benefits you were promised" while showing completely different data—just like how your job description never matches what you actually do. Pro tip: The real benefits of IT are unlimited coffee and the ability to blame everything on "network issues."

Someone made a Spotify playlist called "Songs about GIT" and it's basically the entire developer experience condensed into 6 tracks. "Pull It" and "Push It" are the only commands anyone actually remembers. "Committed" is what you tell yourself you are to learning Git properly. "My computer is dying" is what happens after you accidentally committed 50GB of node_modules. "Catastrophic Failure" is merge conflict time. And "F*** This S*** I'm Out" is when you discover someone force-pushed to main and deleted three weeks of work. The playlist runtime is 17 minutes, which is coincidentally how long it takes before you give up and just clone the repo fresh instead of fixing your mess.

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