Programmer In Public Vs Among The Pack

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Programmer In Public Vs Among The Pack

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The quiet, reserved programmer who barely speaks during client meetings suddenly transforms into a feral beast when surrounded by fellow code monkeys. Nothing unleashes the inner wolf like debating tabs vs spaces or why someone committed directly to main. The facade of professionalism crumbles faster than a production server during a demo when you're among your own kind. Non-technical folks think we're shy introverts, but they've never witnessed the bloodbath of a code review where someone used nested ternaries.

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