Programmer Humor, Team, and Cobol

Content Pronouncing numes. num-pie num-Dee Which side are vou on?

Content PENIS IS Comparing variables was never been that easy and clear like using penis.js. You can use it in your websites or in your node application. Usage Traditional comparing: var a ' foo'; var b 'bar' if (a b) alert ('true') penis.js comparing: penis. setBalls (' foo'); penis.setHead( 'bar'); if (BD) alert('true');

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no conments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code

Content THE 68 LINES OF CODE COPILOT JUST CONCOCTED Do you trust me? JUNIOR DEVS With every cell of my body.

Content Bryan Follow bryancsk You think they're going to replace software engineers with Al? Hahaha. Engineering managers are promoted based on how much headcount they are managing. You think they'd cut their own numbers?

The corporate ladder? Pfft. The real career hack is introducing catastrophic bugs and then heroically "discovering" them through the bounty program. Why slave away for years climbing the ranks when you can just create the problem you're paid to solve? It's like arson for firefighters, but with better stock options. The ultimate insider trading that somehow passes legal scrutiny. Just don't get caught or you'll be enjoying a different kind of "remote work" - the kind with prison WiFi.