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The FAANG junior dev superiority complex is too real. While architects at normal companies are designing complex systems with years of experience, FAANG juniors are strutting around like they've solved P=NP because they earn six figures to maintain a button color in a microservice. Sure, they make 3x the salary, but they'll spend 5 years optimizing one function that decides if a notification dot should be red or slightly-less-red. The real flex isn't their technical prowess—it's their ability to convince recruiters that changing a CSS variable is worth $250k.

Content Jake Wharton JakeWharton The opposite of "it's like riding a bike" is "it's like programming in bash" A phrase which means that no matter how many times you do something, you will have to re-learn it every single time.

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