Please Work Fine Patch Release

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4 months ago 208,403 views 2 shares

Please Work Fine Patch Release

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The emotional rollercoaster of software releases captured in two frames. First panel: everyone's losing their minds as v1.0 hits production—pure chaos and panic because we all know what's coming. Second panel: the patch release 1.0.1 gets deployed and suddenly everyone's dead inside, having accepted their fate. Nothing says "software development" quite like the calm resignation that follows the initial catastrophe. The first release breaks everything; the patch fixes three things and breaks two more. Rinse and repeat until retirement.

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