Please Work Fine Patch Release

version control Developer anxiety Software engineering Software development Deployment Bug-fixes Production release Release cycle Patch release

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2 months ago 188,870 views 2 shares

Please Work Fine Patch Release

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The emotional rollercoaster of software releases captured in two frames. First panel: everyone's losing their minds as v1.0 hits production—pure chaos and panic because we all know what's coming. Second panel: the patch release 1.0.1 gets deployed and suddenly everyone's dead inside, having accepted their fate. Nothing says "software development" quite like the calm resignation that follows the initial catastrophe. The first release breaks everything; the patch fixes three things and breaks two more. Rinse and repeat until retirement.

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