AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
Ah yes, the sacred ritual of choosing your RGB gaming PC based on magical programming buffs instead of specs. Personally, I'd grab that Pink one faster than a senior dev leaves the office before a production deployment. 50% less burnout? Sign me up!
The Red one is just a glorified compiler that doubles as a space heater. Meanwhile, the Green PC's electricity bill is so low it makes solar panels look like a scam. And Dark Blue? Basically paying for Stack Overflow Premium and ChatGPT rolled into hardware.
The real trap is the Yellow one. Reducing procrastination by 50%? That just means 50% less time watching YouTube tutorials that you'll never implement.
