Patience

Content LIFE IS A MEETING THAT COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL.

Content Acceptable IDE color themes Not acceptable Acceptable

Content Junior devs writing comments: STOP 4 THIS IS A STOP SIGN

The classic "programming as addiction" metaphor taken to its logical extreme. Someone casually admits they started with Python at parties before spiraling into PHP development in questionable environments. Then a dealer shows up offering binary code like it's street drugs. The perfect encapsulation of how programmers talk about their craft like it's an illicit habit. "I'm clean now but every so often I get the itch..." Yeah, sure buddy. We all know you've got a mechanical keyboard hidden in your closet.

Content Me When I Copy The Exact Same Code From Tutorial And It Doesn't Work

Content users who like Snapchat because it deletes messages devs who couldn't afford server storage