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The ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX that consumes your soul once you've conquered the ancient text editor Emacs! 💅 One minute you're struggling with keyboard shortcuts that require more fingers than an octopus has tentacles, and the next you're looking at VS Code peasants like they're coding with crayons. The transformation is COMPLETE - you've gone from normal developer to insufferable text editor elitist faster than you can say "M-x butterfly." Your friends will abandon you, but who needs friends when you have customizable keybindings?!

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The multilingual dad joke of programming has arrived! The punchline works on two perfect levels - Python devs literally "can't C" because they code in Python, not C, and they need glasses because they can't see. Meanwhile, C# developers are sitting in the corner wondering why they never get invited to these pun parties. The smug look in the second panel really sells it - that's the face of someone who just committed the perfect programming crime and has zero regrets.

The stark reality of code optimization in a single image! Regular devs toiling away with 500 lines to build a simple functional house—it works, it's stable, it passes all tests. Meanwhile, tutorial YouTubers somehow craft architectural masterpieces with just 50 lines, making the rest of us question our entire coding existence. That feeling when someone refactors your week-long project into a one-liner and calls it "just a simple implementation." The eternal gap between working code and elegant code is apparently a modernist mansion.

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