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THE TRAUMA IS REAL! This poor cat literally had to BLIND ITSELF after witnessing your spaghetti code disaster! 🙈 The ultimate code review gone wrong - one glimpse of those nested if-statements and unhandled exceptions, and Patches was like "NOPE, I CHOOSE DARKNESS FOREVER." The eye patch isn't fashion - it's SURVIVAL EQUIPMENT. Your commit history is now considered a war crime in 37 countries. Even Git refuses to blame anyone for it!

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