Patching Patches

Rewrote the entire codebase but called it "minor changes" in the commit message? Absolute chad move. Nothing says "I fear no code review" like casually pushing 4000 lines of changes directly to main with that description. The person who has to review this PR is probably contemplating a career change right now. It's the programming equivalent of renovating an entire house and telling your spouse you "just moved a few things around."

That thousand-yard stare when your brain decides to solve your recursive function issue during a social event. Your body might be discussing weekend plans, but your mind just figured out it was a missing semicolon all along. The real party is happening in your prefrontal cortex where that elusive edge case just got handled. Meanwhile everyone else is wondering why you're nodding at nothing and mumbling "of course, the buffer overflow."

Content me: gets mad at code for not doing what I coded it to do the code doing exactly what I coded it to do:

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Same insect, different suit. The corporate transformation from "we screwed up" to "we meant to do that" is the oldest trick in software development. Just slap a business shirt on that bug, call it an "undocumented feature," and suddenly you're a visionary instead of someone who forgot to check their edge cases. The marketing department thanks you for your service.

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