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Content FuckltJS Javascript Error Steamroller FuckitJS uses state-of-the-art technology to make sure your javascript code runs whether your compiler likes it or not. Technology Through a process known as Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat, FuckltJS repeatedly compiles your code, detecting errors and slicing those lines out of the script. To survive such a violent process, FuckltJS reloads itself after each iteration, allowing the onerror handler to catch every single error in your terribly written code. Installation 1. Include Query, because everything requires Query 2. Include "fuckit.is" 3. The End

Content Using databases to store passwords and usernames Letting users in 70 of the time because statistically passwords are entered correctly 70 of the time

Content Mehdi: What, you write some code and suddently you know electronics? YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING! Me, a Computer Science student: Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

The eternal longing of Linux developers... dreaming of a fully-functional Visual Studio experience while Microsoft continues to ghost their relationship status. Sure, VS Code exists, but it's like getting a text that says "u up?" at 2am instead of a proper commitment. That purple Visual Studio icon next to the Linux penguin represents the forbidden love that Microsoft keeps teasing but never fully delivers on. The cloud shows what we truly desire in our hearts - a world where we don't have to dual-boot Windows just to use the good IDE.