Only God can save them

The calm software engineer enjoying his lunch while chaos erupts in the background is the most accurate depiction of job security I've ever seen. While Jira (blue diamond), XState (X logo), Docker (whale), and Webpack (green logo) battle it out in a JavaScript framework death match, our protagonist knows he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase with 15 years of technical debt. The frameworks come and go, but the engineer who wrote that undocumented spaghetti code that somehow keeps the entire company afloat? Absolutely irreplaceable.

Content Datei Bearbeiten Ansicht Projekt Debuggen Team Extras Test 6 u 9 - 0 - SA2 py X SA2.os SFDE2E.py SFDToken.py 1 Dear maintainer: 2 3 4 5 When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 So if you are done trying to 'optimize a this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: 13 total hours wasted here 67 14 from textwrap import wrap Startelement auswi SOAP.es

Content PROGRAMMING PREFERENCES WHAT'S THIS int main() wow FUCK THAT GUY int main()

Content Guys I have bad news Randon Numbers Aren't Actually Randon

Content ha us A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without An email about a critical production bug

Content AMKINDS OF DATA STRUCTURES, STRUCTS. GLASSES OTHER LANGUAGES TABLE