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That moment when your stomach drops through the floor because you just ran DELETE * FROM users without a WHERE clause... on production. No rollback. No backup from the last hour. Just the cold realization that you've nuked actual customer data and your resume is about to get updated. The five stages of database grief hit all at once: denial, anger, bargaining with the database gods, depression, and finally acceptance that you're absolutely screwed. Pro tip: This is why we have staging environments and why BEGIN TRANSACTION exists. Too bad we never use them when we should.

Frontend? DISGUSTING. Backend? PLEASE, get that monstrosity away from me! But the WEEKEND? *chef's kiss* The only development environment where bugs don't exist and the only stack I care about is a stack of pancakes! Five days of coding trauma followed by two days of sweet, sweet oblivion where the only thing I'm deploying is myself onto the couch. The weekend doesn't care about your CSS nightmares or database migrations - it just wants you to REST... and not the API kind!

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