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Content THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? HA! OKAY, WELL I GUESS THEY CAN JUST DETERMINE WHETHER ANY PROGRAM WILL HALT WHEN GIVEN A PARTICULAR INPUT! HEY, ASK THEM IF EVERY EVEN WHOLE NUMBER BIGGER THAN TWO IS THE SUM OF TWO PRIME NUMBERS! STUPID! Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.

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Startup life in a nutshell! You sign up thinking you'll be one cog in a well-oiled machine, but three weeks in you're suddenly the entire engineering department, DevOps team, and occasional office plant waterer. Nothing says "career growth" like frantically Googling how to configure AWS while simultaneously fixing production bugs and pitching to investors. The classic startup journey: from "I'm not in the team" to "I AM the team" faster than you can say "we're pivoting our business model." The only thing missing from this meme is the haunted look in your eyes when someone asks "who's handling the database migration?"

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