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Ah, the classic developer's nightmare! Just when you think you're about to escape for that sweet year-end vacation, the testing team pins you down with 5 new complex bugs. The wrestler's smug smile perfectly captures QA's satisfaction when they drop those tickets right before you're about to log off. Meanwhile, your vacation plans are being absolutely demolished, just like that poor opponent. Every developer knows that feeling when Jira notifications keep coming in at 4:55 PM on Friday before the holidays. Bug-fixing purgatory is the developer's true end-of-year tradition!

Autocomplete tools looking at your code like pawn shop owners evaluating your junk. "Best we can do is predict next token" is the programming equivalent of "I'll give you $5 for that family heirloom." Sure, GitHub Copilot might suggest something brilliant, but usually it's just confidently predicting you want another semicolon or closing bracket. The AI revolution in coding is basically just sophisticated guesswork with better marketing.

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