Not Everyone Should Code

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The classic highway exit meme strikes again! Here we have the lone developer of a side project making that sharp right turn away from actually finishing a working MVP. Instead, they're veering off into the abyss of "what if I add this one more feature" and "maybe I should refactor this entire section for the fifth time." Let's be honest - we've all got at least three half-finished GitHub repos that started with grand ambitions. You know, the ones where commit messages gradually evolve from "Initial commit" to "Fixed minor bug" to "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING" before finally reaching "Last commit before abandonment (2019)." The road to production is paved with the corpses of hobby projects that died because we just had to implement that custom authentication system instead of using Auth0 like a normal person.

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OH MY GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of the Linux enthusiast's social life! 😭 Dad is BEGGING his precious offspring to experience human contact while Junior is over there having a full-blown LOVE AFFAIR with his tiling window manager! THE HORROR! For the uninitiated: tiling window managers (like i3, dwm, or Arch) are the ULTIMATE Linux nerd obsession - they let you arrange windows perfectly with keyboard shortcuts instead of *gasp* using a mouse like a PEASANT. And that ThinkPad? The holy grail laptop for Linux purists! Meanwhile, Dad's just wondering if his genetic legacy will ever leave the basement. Spoiler alert: NOT HAPPENING while there are config files to tweak!

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The eternal struggle of non-technical folks trying to understand why we obsess over odd/even numbers! Little do they know it's the foundation of countless algorithms and optimizations. Is a number divisible by 2? That single bit determines if you can use bitwise operations, optimize memory alignment, implement efficient array partitioning, or even just create those perfectly balanced alternating-row table styles. It's not OCD—it's just good engineering practice! The difference between O(n/2) and O(n) might not matter to the average person, but it keeps us up at night.