Not Everyone Should Code

The five stages of debugging grief, captured on a single t-shirt! First comes the rage ("I hate programming"), then the denial with proper capitalization ("I hate Programming"), followed by the bargaining phase ("It works!"), and finally the sweet, sweet Stockholm syndrome ("I love programming"). The relationship between developers and their code is basically an emotional rollercoaster that loops every 47 minutes. Just another day in the life of someone whose happiness depends entirely on whether a semicolon is in the right place.

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Ah, the modern gaming "enthusiast" in their natural habitat. This specimen has evolved to simultaneously complain about lack of innovation while refusing to play anything that doesn't match their exact preferences. The "$6000 battle pass purchasing machine" hits way too close to home. Dropping a small fortune on hardware just to play the same recycled games and then complaining about it? Chef's kiss of irony. My favorite part is how "thinking" and "originality" are listed under "SLOP" while "giving companies money" is "BASED." Nothing says discerning consumer like hating creativity while worshipping corporate wallets. The gaming industry's perfect customer doesn't exi—oh wait, there they are, threatening self-harm if exposed to a new experience. Meanwhile, their unbroken 4-year subscription to someone playing games for them continues...

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