Not Everyone Should Code

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Ah yes, the eternal fantasy of having a git reset --hard HEAD@{last-time-i-had-my-shit-together} command for real life. Made some terrible decisions lately? Pushed to production without testing? Got into a relationship with someone who thinks semicolons are optional? If only we could just revert to that golden period before everything went sideways. Unfortunately, life doesn't track changes, and there's no magical snapshot from when you still had a reasonable sleep schedule and manageable anxiety. The only rollback strategy we've got is therapy—and it doesn't accept pull requests.

The four states of programming, as illustrated by a slightly deformed cat figurine. Top left: Your code works and you understand why—the perfect cat, upright and alert. Top right: When it doesn't work, the cat is tipped over, just like your hopes and dreams. Bottom left: The dreaded "works but you don't know why" scenario—a cat that's somehow functional despite being a bizarre side view of nostrils. And finally, bottom right: the "doesn't work and you have no clue why" state—yet somehow this cat looks the most normal of all. The true essence of debugging: the more confused you are, the more professional you appear.

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Oh honey, you thought StackOverflow was gonna be your knight in shining armor? THINK AGAIN. Someone asks for help catching mice and the "lovely people" at SO are out here telling them catching mice is deprecated, suggesting they pivot to hunting humans instead, and marking their question as a duplicate of "How to stalk birds." The absolute CHAOS of trying to get actual help on StackOverflow when all you wanted was a simple answer but instead you get roasted, redirected, and rejected faster than a failed CI/CD pipeline. The brutal reality? You're better off debugging alone in the dark at 3 AM with nothing but your rubber duck and existential dread.