Not Anymore Surprise

Getting assigned to maintain a legacy codebase is like being sent to war. The first time, you're terrified. The second time? You're a battle-hardened veteran who knows exactly what horrors await: no documentation, variable names like "x1" and "temp2", nested if statements 47 levels deep, and comments in three different languages—none of which you speak.

You've already debugged code where the original developer left a comment saying "I'm sorry" with no further explanation. You've seen things. You've refactored functions that were literally just one 800-line switch statement. At this point, you don't even flinch when you find out the "database layer" is actually just string concatenation with zero sanitization.

The resignation in those eyes says it all. This is fine. Everything is fine.