Veteran-developer Memes

Posts tagged with Veteran-developer

I'm Tired Boss
C++ Devops Programming
4 hours ago 57.3K views 0 shares
I'm Tired Boss
You know what's hilarious? C/C++ devs spent decades perfecting their craft, mastering memory management, understanding the dark arts of pointer arithmetic, and building intricate build systems with Make, CMake, Autotools, and whatever other arcane configuration nightmare they could conjure up. And now? They just stare blankly at their screens like they've seen the void itself. Why defend a build system that requires a PhD to configure when you could just... not? The younger devs roll in with their cargo build and npm install and suddenly the 20-line Makefile that took you three days to write feels like overkill. The exhaustion is real. Sometimes you just accept defeat and move on.

Not Anymore Surprise
Programming Debugging Backend
2 months ago 320.1K views 0 shares
Not Anymore Surprise
Getting assigned to maintain a legacy codebase is like being sent to war. The first time, you're terrified. The second time? You're a battle-hardened veteran who knows exactly what horrors await: no documentation, variable names like "x1" and "temp2", nested if statements 47 levels deep, and comments in three different languages—none of which you speak. You've already debugged code where the original developer left a comment saying "I'm sorry" with no further explanation. You've seen things. You've refactored functions that were literally just one 800-line switch statement. At this point, you don't even flinch when you find out the "database layer" is actually just string concatenation with zero sanitization. The resignation in those eyes says it all. This is fine. Everything is fine.