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Content My Friend Me as Computer engineer explaining what programming really is. Can you hack a facebook for me

Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

Content when you find what the problem with vour code is after 6 hours of debugging and realise it's a spelling mislake made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content List of programmers who want to implement your "million dollar" app idea:

Content Java ASSIGNMENT HELP Designers at the beginning of a project VS. Designers at the end of a project

Ah, the classic Java hater's paradox. First panel: "Java error messages are too long to understand anything!" with a stack trace that would make War and Peace look like a tweet. Second panel: The same person happily embracing C's cryptic "Segmentation fault" - which is basically the programming equivalent of your car making a weird noise and then exploding without explanation. Sure, Java might write you a novel about what went wrong, complete with character development and plot twists, but at least it's trying to help. Meanwhile, C is over there like "something broke somewhere, good luck finding it, sucker!" The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss perfect. It's like complaining your doctor gives too much information while preferring the mechanic who just shrugs and says "car bad."