SWEET MOTHER OF DISRUPTION! This bingo card is basically every venture capitalist's wet dream turned into a horrifying reality check! 😱
Each square represents the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is modern tech - from "only solves rich people problems" (because who cares about the poors?) to "bug causes death" (just a minor inconvenience for the shareholders). And don't get me started on "everything is a subscription" - my bank account is SCREAMING in monthly payment pain!
The center square just being "ADS!" is the chef's kiss of digital dystopia. It's the free space because NOTHING in tech is actually free! They're either harvesting your data or your soul - usually both!
Next startup pitch meeting, just bring this card and mark squares as the founder speaks. BINGO will happen faster than you can say "disruptive blockchain AI solution"!