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New Gender Just Dropped

Connectivity Usb Programmer identity Gender symbols

Programming Hardware

9 months ago 508,980 views 0 shares

New Gender Just Dropped

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The evolution of gender symbols reaches its final form: the USB trident. Because nothing says "programmer" quite like having three different orientations to try before you finally get it in correctly. The traditional male and female symbols are simple and straightforward, but programmers? We need maximum complexity with multiple connection points, backwards compatibility issues, and at least a 50% chance of getting it wrong on the first attempt. The USB symbol is basically the programmer's spirit animal—universal, essential, yet somehow always requiring at least two flips before it works.

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