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Whoever wrote this switch statement clearly never heard of a HashMap. They're out here mapping Samsung Galaxy Buds models to their product codes like it's 1999. Instead of this monstrosity with 10+ case statements, they could've just done: const productCodes = {"Galaxy Buds FE": "R400XX", ...} and then return productCodes[var] || "default"; But hey, who needs elegant solutions when you can write code that scrolls for days? Bonus points for the completely random product codes that follow no logical pattern whatsoever. Samsung's engineers are probably the same people who name their variables a1, a2, a3...

Content Programming Religion v Sells an intangible product Nobody understands how it works, although some claim they do V Founded by gurus, whom most others just copy Involves lengthy, arcane, and illegible writings Requires regular and expensive payments Never delivers what is promised When it doesn't work, the client is blamed for not using it properly y Endless holy wars about which form is superior If you don't like an existing one, invent your own New forms are just old forms worded slightly differently No society seems to get by without, try as hard as it may

Content Python can do anything just badly