My subconscious when coding

Content Do You Smoke? Only when I write quality, readable code Your Lungs Are in Perfect Health

Content DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAVASCRIPT DEVELOPER? ME NEITHER. UM STILL WAITING FOR HER CALLBACK. ingflip.com

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This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!

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