My Courses

You buy 47 Udemy courses during that $9.99 sale because "this is the year you finally learn machine learning AND blockchain AND Flutter." Fast forward six months: you've completed exactly 8 minutes of one intro video and those courses are gathering digital dust while you panic-Google the same Stack Overflow answers you always do. The kid taking one bite and abandoning perfectly good apples captures the developer learning experience with surgical precision. That "Complete Python Bootcamp" you bought in 2019? Still sitting at 2% progress. But hey, at least you're ready to learn when motivation strikes at 3 AM on a random Tuesday.