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The eternal cycle of student programmer existence. During breaks, we're all Renaissance artists crafting pristine memes with proper syntax and original concepts. Then the semester starts, and suddenly we're posting half-baked "works on my machine" screenshots at 2AM between debugging sessions and existential crises. Nothing says "I have three assignments due tomorrow" like a poorly cropped Stack Overflow screenshot with the title "haha relatable."

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Content Ricky rickhanloni We don't need everyone to upgrade log4j, just enough for herd immunity to takeover 6:55 PM Dec 12, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 1,025 Retweets 107 Quote Tweets 5,119 Likes 17 Ricky rickhanloni Dec 12 Replying to rickhanlonii my repo my choice 17 41 554 ( Dec 12 1 the squirrel in the tree Replying to rickhanlonii do you really even know what's in those patches? could be worse than the actual vuln 4 17 21 377

Content DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS CURRENT SOCK OBSESSION IS AND AT THIS POINT I'M TOO SCARED TO ASK

The future of AI is looking grim for us code monkeys! In this dark comedy, a programmer asks an AI superintelligence if humans will still have coding jobs after the robot takeover. The AI confidently claims there are "things humans do that robots simply can't"... only for the final panels to reveal programmers kept in a zoo exhibit called "Coder-Town" where visitors marvel at the pathetic human trying to fix its own syntax errors. The real knife-twist? We're not even respected colleagues—we're just adorable pets that deserve corn when we struggle with bugs we created. This is basically our collective nightmare about GitHub Copilot's final form.