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Content Mike Veerman 1 mikeveerman Ah 2018. Scrum means "Waterfall but we don't have time for analysis" Kanban means "Scrum, but we don't have time for sprint planning". Agile means "We have no process, but we do use JIRA extensively" 11:29 PM 12 Aug 18 1,080 Retweets 2,635 Likes ProarammerHumor.io

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Someone's out here anthropomorphizing their ThinkPad's TrackPoint nub like it's a pet. That little red button isn't processing your data—it's just a pointer device invented in 1992 that's somehow survived into the modern era despite everyone else moving to touchpads. Imagine sweet-talking your input device while frantically clicking through Stack Overflow trying to fix a production bug. "Who's a good little pointer? You are! Yes you are! Now please help me find that memory leak before the CEO calls again."

The vi/vim/neovim progression really is the Pokémon evolution of text editors—each one more powerful and unnecessarily complex than the last. You start with vi (barely functional, can't even exit), evolve to vim (now you can customize EVERYTHING), and finally reach neovim (Lua configs and a plugin ecosystem that rivals npm). But the real tragedy here? The yearning for ed/edd/eddy as text editors. For those who don't know, ed is the OG Unix line editor from 1969—so minimal it makes vi look like Microsoft Word. You literally edit files one line at a time with cryptic commands. It's what your grandfather used to write C code uphill both ways. The joke works on multiple levels: it's a Cartoon Network reference, a commentary on the Unix philosophy of evolution, and a sarcastic jab at people who gatekeep text editors. Because nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like pining for a 50-year-old editor that has less features than Notepad.

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