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It's Not That Easy
Windows
13 days ago 116.4K views 0 shares
It's Not That Easy
Working from home sounds great until you realize your gaming PC is staring at you with those seductive icons. Steam, Epic Games, Discord, Origin, Xbox... they're all there, silently judging your "productivity." Sure, you could finish that database migration, or you could just run a quick "system test" on that new game. For science, of course. The eternal battle between professional responsibility and that raid that starts in 15 minutes.

Me And The Boys On Our Way To Derail Threads
Programming StackOverflow Debugging
15 days ago 144.3K views 1 shares
Me And The Boys On Our Way To Derail Threads
OMFG the absolute TRAGEDY of Reddit and Stack Overflow in one picture! 😭 You're just innocently scrolling for help with your code that's been broken for 6 HOURS, and BAM—some self-important dev drops "This is an ad" in their post, and suddenly the comment section EXPLODES into a Star Wars vs Marvel civil war! Meanwhile your production server is literally on fire and your boss is sending you those "just checking in" messages. The AUDACITY of these people derailing threads when you're just trying to figure out why your function returns undefined instead of saving your job! 💀

Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Side Projects
Unity Gamedev Programming
1 month ago 141.2K views 1 shares
Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Side Projects
The eternal dance of developer self-restraint, shattered in seconds. First panel: "I have a brilliant side project idea!" Second panel: "No, focus on your actual work." Third panel: "Seriously, don't do it." Fourth panel: *Downloads Unity anyway* It's like telling yourself you won't have that last cookie while already chewing it. The Unity download screen is basically a developer's version of 3am Amazon purchases.

The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
Gamedev Programming
3 months ago 112.4K views 0 shares
The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
The universal law of parental needs: they're inversely proportional to your gaming availability. You ask if help is needed, they say no, and the millisecond you commit to a ranked match that you can't pause, suddenly they're performing an interpretive dance of urgent requests. It's like they have a sixth sense for detecting the exact moment your ELO rating is on the line. The worst part? This cosmic joke transcends gaming—it applies to critical git pushes, database migrations, and that moment when you finally understand a complex algorithm. The universe simply cannot allow uninterrupted focus.

It's Calling To Me
Programming Gamedev
3 months ago 109.9K views 1 shares
It's Calling To Me
The AUDACITY of Oblivion to just SIT THERE, looking all seductive while I'm trying to cram an entire semester's worth of code into my brain! 💀 The eternal struggle of every programmer – trying to focus on studying while that video game is basically SCREAMING your name from across the room. "Hey, remember all those side quests you never finished? Those NPCs are STILL waiting for you!" Meanwhile, my final exam is tomorrow and I haven't even figured out how to exit Vim yet. Priorities? WHAT PRIORITIES?!