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Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Side Projects
Unity Gamedev Programming
1 day ago 92.9K views 1 shares
Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Side Projects
The eternal dance of developer self-restraint, shattered in seconds. First panel: "I have a brilliant side project idea!" Second panel: "No, focus on your actual work." Third panel: "Seriously, don't do it." Fourth panel: *Downloads Unity anyway* It's like telling yourself you won't have that last cookie while already chewing it. The Unity download screen is basically a developer's version of 3am Amazon purchases.

The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
Gamedev Programming
1 month ago 83.2K views 0 shares
The Cosmic Timing Of Parental Needs
The universal law of parental needs: they're inversely proportional to your gaming availability. You ask if help is needed, they say no, and the millisecond you commit to a ranked match that you can't pause, suddenly they're performing an interpretive dance of urgent requests. It's like they have a sixth sense for detecting the exact moment your ELO rating is on the line. The worst part? This cosmic joke transcends gaming—it applies to critical git pushes, database migrations, and that moment when you finally understand a complex algorithm. The universe simply cannot allow uninterrupted focus.

It's Calling To Me
Programming Gamedev
2 months ago 89.2K views 0 shares
It's Calling To Me
The AUDACITY of Oblivion to just SIT THERE, looking all seductive while I'm trying to cram an entire semester's worth of code into my brain! 💀 The eternal struggle of every programmer – trying to focus on studying while that video game is basically SCREAMING your name from across the room. "Hey, remember all those side quests you never finished? Those NPCs are STILL waiting for you!" Meanwhile, my final exam is tomorrow and I haven't even figured out how to exit Vim yet. Priorities? WHAT PRIORITIES?!