Me and My CS Major friends

Content WE GOT HERE WITH A COMPUTER LESS POWERFUL THAN YOUR CELL PHONE And you can't figure Out what's happening on Line 37

Content TIP The word iteration is a fancy computer name for the cycle of a loop. Programmers sometimes think they will keep their jobs if they use words that nobody else understands.

Ah yes, the sacred programmer ritual of typing "return" correctly on the first try. Top panel: Rejecting the boring, correct "return" keyword like it's some kind of personal insult. Bottom panel: Enthusiastically embracing every possible misspelling—retrun, reunt, reutn, reutnr, erunt—like they're long-lost friends. The true mark of a senior developer isn't knowing design patterns or algorithms—it's how creatively you can butcher simple keywords while typing at 100 WPM with the confidence of someone who definitely didn't just break the entire codebase.

Content Screaming Pectoriloquy Caulimovirus Accidentally closed a browser with 20 tabs opened. ... this must be what the scholars of Alexandria felt when their great library burned. 3:18 PM 91720 Twitter Web App 76.3K Retweets 3,177 Quote Tweets 576K Likes 17 1

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Content IF HAVING A COFFEE IN THE MORNING DOESN'T WAKE VOU UP TRY DELETING A TABLE IN PRODUCTION INSTEAD.