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The first three years follow the standard tech career trajectory—modest starting salary, asking for a raise, job hopping for better pay. Then comes the plot twist: getting hit by a Google bus and receiving a $35.67M settlement, before returning to the grind with a promotion worth $146K. Turns out the fastest path to wealth in Silicon Valley isn't stock options or founding a startup—it's carefully timing your morning commute near the Google campus.
Lowkey The Dream
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