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Content OBSERVER WATCHING A SENIOR DEV DIVE INTO MONKEYUSER.COM GRACEFULLY AND CONFIDENTLY LEGACY CODE

Content When you overhear someone complaining about a file 40 coded by you.

Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES One writes 2-3k lines of code a day The other spends six hours to write three lines to fix the garbage you wrote yesterday

Content Francesco Napoletano napolux Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime. 12:30 PM 11 May 20 Buffer 492 Retweets 1,759 Likes

Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."