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Management: "Why didn't moving to the cloud fix everything?" Developer: "Let me redesign for cloud-native." Management: "No. Just containerize it." Developer: "You can't fix architectural problems by saying buzzwords." Management: "Kubernetes." The classic "throw tech at it" approach. Spoiler alert: slapping containers on a monolith is like putting racing stripes on a shopping cart. Still a shopping cart, just more expensive and now someone has to learn Docker.

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Content What is the best comment in source code that you have ever encountered? Wotek Swiatek, PhD in physics, turned to Information Security and loves it 98.7k Views Upvoted by Austin Kelleher, Software Engineer When looking at some data analysis code, I stumbled upon comments by someone along the lines of 1 Stop using anal as a variable! 2 Wherever I Look I see anal this and anal that! 3 So please stop. 41 Use analyze or xbuvr or whatever and not analinsert or analcheck Written Dec 22, 2014 View Upvotes Upvoted 2.6k Downvote Comments 10 Share 28