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The brutal self-awareness here is just *chef's kiss*. Modern development is basically Stack Overflow archaeology combined with npm install. We spend hours hunting for that perfect GitHub repo someone built 4 years ago, then act like computer whisperers when we successfully integrate their code with three minor tweaks. And the best part? We're ALL doing it! The entire software industry is just one giant game of copy-paste telephone, where we occasionally understand what we're pasting. But hey, standing on the shoulders of giants is still standing!

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THE ULTIMATE MULTITASKER! Your Uber driver is out here casually reviewing code and merging pull requests while navigating traffic like it's NOTHING. Meanwhile, I have a mental breakdown when my IDE takes 3 seconds to load. San Francisco has evolved beyond mere mortals—they've unlocked the forbidden combination of Git operations and traffic navigation! Next thing you know, they'll be deploying to production while parallel parking. The "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) approval has never been so dangerously efficient! 💀

Finnish prison rehabilitation just got savage! The meme shows someone crying while being sentenced to learn JavaScript for two years. Let's be honest - spending two years with JavaScript's quirky type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors might actually be worse than traditional incarceration. At least in regular prison you don't have to deal with npm dependency nightmares or figure out why your promises are eternally pending. The judge clearly knows true punishment when he sees it!

[text] Kernel developers after they change a variable and start a clean build.. juva krishna.memes

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