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Stop. Wrestling. Control. From Me.
Windows Security Microsoft Programming Debugging
8 days ago 122.8K views 0 shares
Stop. Wrestling. Control. From Me.
THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Windows to block a program I specifically want to run! 💀 First, Windows has the NERVE to tell me "This is a program you blocked" when I have ZERO recollection of ever doing such a thing! Then when I plead my case like "But I know it's safe! I KNOW WHAT IT DOES!" Windows just shrugs with an "Okay" like some passive-aggressive teenager. So I have to resort to LITERALLY TRICKING THE OPERATING SYSTEM by adding it to the exclusion list! The digital equivalent of putting on a fake mustache and glasses! And Windows just falls for it with "Sounds good to me" only to IMMEDIATELY quarantine it anyway! The relationship between developers and Windows Defender is basically just one long, dramatic soap opera where we're all just trying to run our own code without being treated like criminals! 😭

Stability: When The Apocalypse Changes Nothing
Programming Webdev
2 months ago 138.6K views 0 shares
Stability: When The Apocalypse Changes Nothing
OH. MY. GOD. The most DRAMATIC change in human history! Can you spot the difference? NEITHER CAN I! 😱 Programmers during quarantine living their EXACT SAME LIVES as before because we were ALREADY social distancing with our beloved screens! While the world burned and toilet paper became currency, developers just kept typing away in the same chair, same posture, same dead-inside expression. The pandemic's biggest plot twist? Absolutely NOTHING changed for us code monkeys! Our natural habitat remained undisturbed - just us and our eternal relationship with that blinking cursor. The rest of humanity finally got to experience our daily reality!

Living The Quarantine Dream
Programming Webdev
3 months ago 145.5K views 0 shares
Living The Quarantine Dream
When the world shut down and everyone was forced to stay home, normal people suffered while programmers just kept living their best lives. Turns out our natural habitat of dimly lit rooms, minimal human contact, and food delivery was suddenly government-mandated. The pandemic basically validated our lifestyle choices. Finally, society acknowledged what we knew all along – pants are optional when your webcam is pointed at your face.