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Forget renewable energy – just hire programmers! The meme shows a bracelet that converts stress into electricity, followed by an image of a programmer who's literally glowing with power like a human lightbulb. If tech companies actually harnessed developer anxiety, we'd solve the global energy crisis overnight. That deadline-induced panic when your code won't compile? That's not a mental health crisis – that's just you becoming a walking power plant. Silicon Valley's next big innovation: stress-powered data centers where the ping pong tables are actually just there to give you a false sense of hope before they throw another impossible sprint at you.

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