Why Am I Single

So you're telling me someone can be a perfect 10, but they commit the cardinal sin of using their cursor to navigate code instead of keyboard shortcuts? That's an instant dealbreaker. It's like watching someone eat pizza with a fork and knife—technically functional, but spiritually wrong.

Real developers know that touching the mouse while coding is basically admitting defeat. Vim users are already judging from their ivory towers, Emacs users are writing a macro to automate the judgment, and VS Code users with their 47 keyboard shortcut extensions are shaking their heads in disappointment.

The dating pool for programmers has some pretty specific requirements: must know git, must understand recursion, and absolutely must not click around code like it's a point-and-click adventure game. Standards exist for a reason.