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When you push to production on Friday at 4:55 PM and then immediately go on a dinner date. Nothing says romance like frantically refreshing your phone for Slack notifications between appetizers. The Russian restaurant sign in the background roughly translates to "emergency rescue service" which is exactly what your team will need by dessert.

Ah, the classic "promotion" trap. You're happily coding away, solving problems, delivering features, when suddenly management decides your reward for being competent is... more responsibility with barely any compensation increase. That moment when you realize "great opportunity" translates to "we need someone to handle all the meetings while still doing their regular work." The cat's face says it all - from peaceful contributor to panicked manager in four panels flat. The real kicker? Six months later they'll wonder why your code output has decreased. Pro tip: sometimes the best career move is staying exactly where you're happy.