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Content Developer: I finished the project, It is ready for QA QA: I have run all tests, project contains no known bugs. End User: Too much pain By Christine Campbell on August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Causes too much pain and agony, dont know why its so popular now a days, im just going to use toilet paper

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Ah, the mythical "Vibe Software Engineering" course—where you write code based on feelings rather than logic! The top panel shows the blissful honeymoon phase: your code inexplicably works despite violating every principle in the textbook. You're wearing sunglasses indoors because you're just that cool. But then reality strikes in the debugging phase—an avalanche of errors, a tower of coffee cups (the programmer's life support), and the existential crisis that follows. The tweet nails it: two "vibe coders" can generate enough technical debt to bury 50 engineers. That's not a project, that's a hostage situation for the maintenance team! This is basically what happens when someone says "let's ship now and refactor later." Spoiler alert: there is no later.

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