Lets Go Dinner

The eternal struggle between the barbarians who use git push like cavemen and the enlightened souls who've ascended to git config --global alias.puhs push because typing is hard and typos are inevitable. Let's be honest, we've all fat-fingered commands at 2AM and wondered why our code isn't in production. The real 10x developers aren't the ones who never make mistakes—they're the ones who automate their mistakes away. Work smarter, not harder!

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Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

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