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Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.

Ah, the classic "minimum viable setup" that screams "I have exactly $37 in my bank account but deadlines wait for no one." Top left: The tower of power sitting directly on the floor like it's 1998. Carpet cooling system™ - free dust filters included! Top right: That monitor has more artifacts than an archaeological museum. Those horizontal lines aren't a bug, they're a feature that helps you count the lines of code! Bottom left: The mouse pad is optional when you've got the smooth, luxurious surface of... *checks notes*... a Dell laptop. Bottom right: Ergonomics? Never heard of her. That bike seat "chair" is how real programmers build calluses and character simultaneously. This setup isn't just a workstation—it's a testament to the human spirit. And a chiropractor's retirement fund.

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