Just Rollback The Db

Ah, Russian Roulette for your Windows machine. A 1 in 6 chance of deleting System32, the digital equivalent of shooting yourself in the motherboard. The creepy anime character's smile says it all - they've seen many a developer's soul leave their body after running this script. Pro tip: Always keep your resume updated when playing with random number generators and system directories.

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The unspoken rule of men's room etiquette is apparently nothing compared to a Python evangelist's urge to convert you. Ten years in the industry and I've never met a Python dev who can resist the opportunity to corner someone at a urinal and preach about their language of choice. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to pee in peace without hearing about how "it's so readable" and "look how few lines of code you need." Trust me, the only whitespace I'm concerned about in this moment is the one between me and the next urinal.

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Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.

GPT knows about seahorse emojis in theory but can't actually show you one because it doesn't have access to the Unicode library or emoji rendering. It's like a database admin who knows exactly where your data is stored but forgot their password. The ultimate knowledge-without-demonstration paradox.