Just Picking A Language Takes A Few Weeks

Oh, the AUDACITY! Arts and humanities students casually picking up coding in a few weeks while us tech bros are still having existential crises over whether to use semicolons or not. Meanwhile, we've spent YEARS accumulating technical debt and Stack Overflow tabs, yet somehow we still can't figure out how to be decent human beings or show basic emotional intelligence. The burn here is absolutely *chef's kiss* – you can debug a million lines of code but can't debug your own personality. It's giving "I know 47 programming languages but don't know how to say 'thank you' to the barista" energy. The real kicker? They're not wrong. We literally spend weeks debating Rust vs Go vs TypeScript for a todo app while completely missing the soft skills that actually matter in the workplace. Oof.