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Did I just see what I think I saw, in a private browser window??? Huh? What? No!!! No way, you can’t trick me! Give me that! (!! What the… ?? It’s nothing, it’s just some uh… light pornograony to relax.. Jeez, can a guy not get one moment alone. I knew it! How to get current date in PHP? Wait, can explain.