It's Calling To Me

gaming Student life Procrastination Priorities Finals Distractions Oblivion Studying Temptation

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It's Calling To Me

procrastination-memes, gaming-memes, finals-memes, distractions-memes, oblivion-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of Oblivion to just SIT THERE, looking all seductive while I'm trying to cram an entire semester's worth of code into my brain! 💀 The eternal struggle of every programmer – trying to focus on studying while that video game is basically SCREAMING your name from across the room. "Hey, remember all those side quests you never finished? Those NPCs are STILL waiting for you!" Meanwhile, my final exam is tomorrow and I haven't even figured out how to exit Vim yet. Priorities? WHAT PRIORITIES?!

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