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Content Jesslyn tannady Follow I'm from the island of Java, Indonesia. I am the Java Garbage Collector. 11:01 PM - 4 Apr 2018

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Who needs Dropbox when you've got unlimited repos? The real GitHub pro move isn't collaboration—it's exploiting that sweet, sweet free storage. Nothing says "senior developer" like having a private repo called "vacation_pics_2023" with 500 commits that are just JPEGs of your dog at the beach. GitHub staff probably wondering why someone needs to version control 8GB of wedding photos with commit messages like "final_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL.jpg".

Content NOOOO. YOU HAVE TO USE DESIGN PATTERNS! ADHERE TO SOLID! DRY KISS, YAGNI!! 34 EU WORKS, WORKS, FIT WORKS, IT WORKS. 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 imaflipocom 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

The eternal developer dilemma: choosing between light and dark themes! On the left, the bright and cheerful "/tmp" directory bathed in sunlight (clearly for those morning coding sessions), and on the right, the ominous dark "/tmp" folder under stormy skies (perfect for 2 AM debugging marathons). The poor developer stands at the crossroads, knowing that whichever path they choose, their files will still vanish mysteriously after a reboot. The real horror isn't the spooky castle—it's the ephemeral nature of temporary storage!