It Dont Matter To Me

Developer life Job security Production bugs Friday deployments Coding disasters Salary Work ethics Programming chaos

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It Dont Matter To Me

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This meme perfectly captures the chaotic indifference of a developer who's just set the world on fire. While production is literally burning in the background (thanks to their code), they're just chilling with that smug little smile knowing their paycheck remains unaffected by the digital apocalypse they've unleashed. The ultimate "not my problem anymore" energy that every developer secretly relates to when they push that questionable code on Friday at 4:59 PM. The beautiful marriage of catastrophic failure and complete financial security - truly the dream!

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