Is This Workaholism?

Remote work promised freedom but delivered Stockholm syndrome instead. "Look at me optimizing my life by cramming two full workdays into one!" Meanwhile, that butterfly of work-life balance flutters by completely unnoticed. The digital nomad dream turned into digital servitude so smoothly we're questioning if voluntary overtime is actually a personality trait.

The true irony? We traded office micromanagement for self-exploitation and somehow convinced ourselves it's an upgrade. That's not efficiency—that's just depression with better marketing.