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STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually remembered to remove those embarrassing debug logs before merging their code?! 💀 The rarest creature in the developer ecosystem has been spotted! I would literally PROPOSE on the spot to anyone who saves me from the shame of pushing "console.log('am I working yet???')" to production. Those ten points? TAKE TWENTY! TAKE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD! You absolute coding unicorn who actually follows best practices instead of leaving digital breadcrumbs of your 3AM desperation all over the codebase!

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So that's why nothing ever changes. The Vatican's been running a while(true) loop since before computers existed. No wonder my code feels ancient - it's just following tradition. Da Vinci wasn't just painting masterpieces, he was writing the world's longest-running infinite loop in "Tuscan++". Now whenever my manager asks why my program is hanging, I'll just say it's a historical homage to 16th century programming practices.

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